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SMS: Brain Check Up

While having a brain check up…

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Patient: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Patient: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

Patient: Because that proves that I have a brain!


GIRL: Today's My B'DAY, Wat R U Giftng Me??

BOY: Can U C Dat "PINK CAR" On The Right Side Of The Road???

GIRL: Yah Yah...

BOY: I'm Giftng U "HAIR PINS" Of Dat Same Color..

SMS: Salary of Santa

Boss: am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k

Santa Singh: U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?

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