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Don't loose your PEN!!!

 Lost your pen -> No Pen, No Pen -> No Notes, No Notes -> No Study

No Study -> Fail, Fail -> No Diploma, No Diploma -> No Work

No Work -> No Money, No Money -> No Food, No Food -> You get skinny

Skinny -> Then you get ugly, Ugly -> No Lover, No Lover -> No Marriage

No Marriage -> No Children, No Children -> Alone, Alone -> Depression

Depression -> Sickness, Sickness -> DEATH

Don't loose your PEN!!!

Do you want fish???

Girl Friend called her Boy Friend

Girl Friend: Honey where are you?

Boy Friend: I'm at the bank.

Girl Friend: Dear, please I need 300 bucks to activate my blackberry, 500 to do my hair and 1000 to buy a dress.

Boy Friend: Sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish???

I will be yours Forever!!!

After an emotional hug, Girl whispers to Boy:

"If you hug me once more like that, I will be yours forever"


Thanks for the warning!!!

Life has now been explained to you

The first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

And God saw it was good.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God, again saw it was good.

On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed it was good.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.

For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.

For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.

And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

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