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A girl was crying bitterly

Mom: What happened dear?

Daughter: Mom do I look like a wicked witch?

Mom: No!

Daughter: Are my eyes big as toad?

Mom: No!

Daughter: Is my nose flat?

Mom: No baby!

Daughter: Am i fat like a bulldog?

Mom: You have a fine physique, you are a barbie doll!

Daughter: Then why people tell me that you look like your mom!!!

Can I have a HUG

Boy: Can I have a HUG?

Girl: No way!!!

Boy: Did you hear what I say?

Girl: Yes

Boy: What did I say?

Girl: Can I have a HUG?

Boy: Yes Yes you can!!!

Where were you born???

Boss: Where were you born???

Santa: India...

Boss: Which part???

Santa: Are you crazy!!! My whole body was born in India...

Did you Know???

1) 90% of people in Australia don't drink milk.

2) Snake's vision is up to 5 km.

3) A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.

4) No twins have been born up till now in Greenland.

5) Zebra doesn’t have a liver.

6) All the above details are false.

7) Thanks for believing for a while.

8) Today is not April 1st.

9) But a fool is a fool on any day.


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