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Naughty Kid with Dad Boss

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

"Hello ?"

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes", whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" 

"Yes"

"May I talk with her?" 

Again the small voice whispered, "No"

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes", whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A helicopter" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed a helicopter"

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle… "ME..."

I'm in a big trouble!!!

Girl: I'm in a big trouble!
Boy: Why is that?

Girl: I saw a mouse in my house!
Boy: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.

Girl: I don't have one.
Boy: Well then, buy one.

Girl: Can't afford one.
Boy: I can give you mine if you want.

Girl: That sounds good.
Boy: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.

Girl: I don't have any cheese.
Boy: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.

Girl: I don't have oil.
Boy: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.

Girl: I don't have bread.
Boy: Then what the hell is that mouse doing at your house???

What's wrong with my Computer?

Santa was having trouble with his computer. So he called David, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.

David clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, Santa called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

Santa didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An ID Ten T error?
What's that? In case I need to fix it again."

David grinned, "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No", replied Santa.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So Santa wrote down: I D 1 0 T 

World's Shortest Horror Story!!!

"Knock" is the world's shortest horror story with only 2 sentences. "The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door".


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